I Thought It Would Be Funny

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I think I am becoming increasingly cat-like in my behaviors. At a party right now with a bunch of friends, feeling fond of them all, but more comfortable hanging out just outside in the chill night air, listening to them having fun inside than I am when I’m inside, too.

People aren’t cats, so I’ll go back inside in a minute, but sometimes I just wanna hang out nearby and periodically slow blink to show my affection. Oh, well.

boring personal bullshit
behindthearmory
sme-esh

Okay, there's been a "what is your fav holiday" poll, but...

What is your LEAST favorite holiday?

Christmas

Halloween

Thanksgiving

Valentines

New Years

Easter

Other (specify in tags)

Nearly forgot most of the holidays WHOOPS!!!

Also, Jewish holidays (and others) such as Hanukkah apply to the "other" option

I picked Valentines don't need a holiday to tell me to love my spouse when i was single it was just insulting Easter is also crap but at least sometimes you can get some cheap chocolate on discount after Thanksgiving and Christmas have been genuinely nice since dad died :V I miss him but I do not miss what he did to holidays and both are mostly just excuses to stay in and overeat which I can get behind New Years isn't a big deal to me it's just whatever an excuse to sit around drinking cider and eating an entire charcuterie board Halloween of course is the best holiday
epicwinsauce
it can mean 1.) you need to turn your high beams off 2.) you need to turn your lights on buddy it's dark 3.) please for the love of god go you have the right of way 4.) heads up (cop or deer or whatever)
motheatenscarf
stjohnstarling

you finally confess your attraction to the hot priest and he's like "oh darling, I thought you'd never ask" and proceeds to bite your neck and turn you into another catholic priest

personalmephistopheles

#hm. that sounds wrong but i dont know enough about catholics to say for sure [via @kirtlandswarbler]

jakey-beefed-it

#powerwolf

@motheatenscarf , you’re right though

powerwolf silliness
motheatenscarf
hilarious this is a very good idea pacts with dreamlands abominations or no i got sleep paralysis once that i recall vividly hallucinated a long-limbed shadow person suffocating me thought “aw damn it this is sleep paralysis” and focused on even breaths while i tried to wake up shadow monster kinda faded away hasn't been back whether because i logicked him away or the fae are repulsed by skepticism :V
doriansbutt
candaru

no no. you don't get it. the reason I injure my blorbos until they can't walk is because that's the only way they'll ever let someone else carry them. the reason I curse them to be sick and feverish is so that they'll finally open up about their emotions while delirious. the reason I force them to overexert themselves to the point of exhaustion is so that when they pass out they can finally rest.

I'm doing this for their own good.

me as a writer of course but also me as a dungeon master Jake runs Dungeons and Dragons Mistbound D&D
imperatorsapphiosa
manywinged

an angle i enjoy in cosmic/eldritch horror is when, instead resorting to the old classic "the horrors being so incomprehensible that they break your brain and drive you mad" cliché, the premise is that in comprehending the horrors you are so changed by the experience that your new state is indistinguishable to an outside observer from madness. you comprehend the unknowable just fine, but actually communicating that to anyone else is impossible because they just don't have the mental framework required to understand it. the eldritch horrors don't drive you mad. what does is the ordinary everyday horror of finding yourself isolated, ridiculed and doubted at every turn, no matter how hard you try to make yourself heard and understood.

this person gets it
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It’s kinda hard to make out in the crappy lighting, and even in real life the effect is more subtle than the airbrush technique that inspired me, but I’ve glazed on darker and lighter blue where some of the plates meet each other to exaggerate the panels a bit even before I go in with edge highlights. There are a few screw ups (I primed from too close and several areas got a bit gummy as a result, not all of the transitions are as sharp as they could be) but on the whole it’s an improvement over my other dreadnoughts, so I’m reasonably happy with how the brutalis is coming along.

jake plays warhammer 40k brutalis dreadnought Ultramarines